FrankenFoods

Here's something you don't see every day. The Frosted Flakes tiger's identity is revealed!

Flower Tomato Potato Stand

My neighbors have a beautiful garden, they were selling Flowers and Tomatoes and Potatoes today at a stand like a lemonade stand. At the Bottom of the Cost list, Potatoes 2$ tomatoes 4$ etc. it said Sponsored by Katy Perry
"So Good it will melt your popsicles" when the song actually goes "So Hot it will melt your popsicles"
Wow...


Orange Kitty

A Bird's Choice of Transportation

When birds get tired of flying around and they just want to use their feet, they run down the road. I guess birds feel that they also have the right to use paved roads for transportation.

My family and I took a ferry to the San Juans recently, and while we were waiting to leave the dock, we saw many cormorants on those structures pictured (I think they are for the ferry to bump into and not get damaged because they are padded.) But if you look carefully, you'll notice that those white streaks on the padding aren't there for decoration. Neither my sister nor I were able to catch a picture of these birds in action, but we witnessed them doing something we call 'projectile pooping'. They turned their tail feathers toward the water and were able to shoot their fecal matter into the ocean. Apparently only the inexperienced leave their white marks on the wall of shame, because all the ones my sister and I saw landed completely into the H2o. But hey, they don't seem to have anything else to do. You can almost imagine one of them calling over to one of his buddies and saying, "hey Phil, did you see that? That was totally a twenty pointer!"


Pictures by: Spotted Mustang
Written by: Small Hoofed Ciara

Manuals

One thing I really hate about life, Manuals. They take forever to read and they usually don't make any sense!


Spotted Mustang

Jeans Come Back To Life?

This morning my mom looked at the paper and said "Wow Certain Dead Genes come back to life and have caused diseases!"
I Thought she said Jeans Instead of Genes so I said "Jeans? That gives a whole new meaning to the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants!"


Orange Kitty

Chihuahuas

Have you ever noticed that people who own chihuahuas have really high voices?


Spotted Mustang

Pick Up Line Of The Day

The pick up line of the day is... *drum roll!*
Did you fart... because you blew me away.


Orange Kitty

Comedy Blog

This blog is about three girls writing comedy. We are not triplets, two of us are twins and the other is a friend, but as close as a sister. We are going to write comedy together on this blog. Some of it may be stupid and only funny to us, but please try and understand and laugh. It will be about stuff we heard and stuff we make up. 


MaLaMa
aka
Maya, Larissa, Maddy
aka
Spotted Mustang, Small Hooved Ciara, Orange Kitty