Weird Clothing

When we were in Seattle in August, we were walking through the city and there was a clothing shop that looked strange. So we stopped to look at their clothing rack which they had outside.  It was children's clothing and their brand was Pukies playwear. What kind of a brand name is that?!? They also had a sign that said $10 rack and there was a picture of a baby on it. Doesn't that make you think of $10 baby back ribs?
~Spotted Mustang

A Hilarious Video to Brighten Your Day

Small Hoofed Ciara

Oh Dear...

Agh! We haven't posted since October!!! How could we?! Anyway, so here's something funny: google 'strutting Leo' and click on the first link. You'll LOL, that's for sure. Above are a few examples of what you will find!
~Small Hoofed Ciara

Feel Free To Grab It!

MaLaMa are happy to announce that our blog now has a button! We would like to thank Tiffani from Cafe Of Answers for the code!

Myth Busting @ Home

Myth: Dogs are the only household pets to use the john as a water hole.

Busted! Actually, this is not at all true, as an owner of three dogs, none of them drink from the toilet, unless they are in desperate need of water and the regular bowl is empty. I will find cat, Max, however, drinking from the loo when he has no real reason to.

This would be Max, the culprit.

2 Foot Rat

While I was unloading the dishwasher I heard a little bumping, I assumed that it was my mom coming down the stairs. I kept hearing it and than I looked in the direction and than I saw that a cabinet was mysteriously opening and closing by its self. I got really freaked out and ran into the dining room. I called my mom, Jamie, and she didn't see it (of course). It opened a little bit again and I called her again this time she saw it. In my house we have had problems with big rats... Not anymore though. She told me to get my cat Mandy, because he was supposed to hunt it. I got him put him down near it, he yawned and walked away. I got a broom, and than I saw the brown little paw of Aspen my Siamese. It turned out to be her batting the door because I opened a cabinet, she walked in and I closed it.


Orange Kitty

Poor Street Naming

This is a picture of the street signs outside the barn where my family keeps our horses. I personally would suggest that they switched the bottom and top street signs, at least then it would have read something close to the famous Science Fiction author who wrote Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? instead of....

Small Hoofed Ciara

Stupid Calculators

My Mom and I went hunting for a Texas-Instruments 84 Calculator, we looked everywhere and found it only at a Target store 'near us"... about 6 miles away. It turned out that they didn't have the regular TI-84 and they only had the Plus. It was 45 dollars more. And Normally it was a 89 dollar calculator so my mom and I freaked out. Finally after about 80 'are you sure you don't have a TI-84 non plus?' we checked out. While Driving home my mom said "I am never going back there again." It really made me dehydrated. When I got to orientation everything was going very well, All of the teachers were nice, I saw all of my friends, and I got to see my new cubby. When I got to math in my school day Emma was talking about how she is there to challenge us and move up and everything when she said "Your group doesn't need the calculator that was on the list." I about dropped over dead in my chair. I'm Glad my mom was fine with it. Mom=Jamie

Orange Kitty

FrankenFoods

Here's something you don't see every day. The Frosted Flakes tiger's identity is revealed!

Flower Tomato Potato Stand

My neighbors have a beautiful garden, they were selling Flowers and Tomatoes and Potatoes today at a stand like a lemonade stand. At the Bottom of the Cost list, Potatoes 2$ tomatoes 4$ etc. it said Sponsored by Katy Perry
"So Good it will melt your popsicles" when the song actually goes "So Hot it will melt your popsicles"
Wow...


Orange Kitty

A Bird's Choice of Transportation

When birds get tired of flying around and they just want to use their feet, they run down the road. I guess birds feel that they also have the right to use paved roads for transportation.

My family and I took a ferry to the San Juans recently, and while we were waiting to leave the dock, we saw many cormorants on those structures pictured (I think they are for the ferry to bump into and not get damaged because they are padded.) But if you look carefully, you'll notice that those white streaks on the padding aren't there for decoration. Neither my sister nor I were able to catch a picture of these birds in action, but we witnessed them doing something we call 'projectile pooping'. They turned their tail feathers toward the water and were able to shoot their fecal matter into the ocean. Apparently only the inexperienced leave their white marks on the wall of shame, because all the ones my sister and I saw landed completely into the H2o. But hey, they don't seem to have anything else to do. You can almost imagine one of them calling over to one of his buddies and saying, "hey Phil, did you see that? That was totally a twenty pointer!"


Pictures by: Spotted Mustang
Written by: Small Hoofed Ciara

Manuals

One thing I really hate about life, Manuals. They take forever to read and they usually don't make any sense!


Spotted Mustang

Jeans Come Back To Life?

This morning my mom looked at the paper and said "Wow Certain Dead Genes come back to life and have caused diseases!"
I Thought she said Jeans Instead of Genes so I said "Jeans? That gives a whole new meaning to the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants!"


Orange Kitty

Chihuahuas

Have you ever noticed that people who own chihuahuas have really high voices?


Spotted Mustang

Pick Up Line Of The Day

The pick up line of the day is... *drum roll!*
Did you fart... because you blew me away.


Orange Kitty

Comedy Blog

This blog is about three girls writing comedy. We are not triplets, two of us are twins and the other is a friend, but as close as a sister. We are going to write comedy together on this blog. Some of it may be stupid and only funny to us, but please try and understand and laugh. It will be about stuff we heard and stuff we make up. 


MaLaMa
aka
Maya, Larissa, Maddy
aka
Spotted Mustang, Small Hooved Ciara, Orange Kitty